In a continent Far, far,far FAR,FAR away in the deepest of the deepest woods of mexico there was a little boy named Fernando.
Fernando was just cleaning his masters bottle collection and mowing his lawn untill he heard a weird sound.
“Mastarrrr mastarrr there is weird thing in air” He yelled. Shut the fuck up Fernando and continue mowing my lawn mr Johnson screamed at the boy.
A Terminator dropped from the sky and grabbed Mr Johnson and he ran away.
Then hundreds upon hundreds of Terminator T-100 models fell from the sky and started to shoot Fernando and the other Mexicans, The mexicans ran away to their crappy apartments and got their selfmade ak-47’s and they tried to hold off the t-100’s for as long as they could.
The Terminators and the Mexicans fought for years upon years and the war seemed to have no end.
One day Fernando started to act like somesort of pussy and decided to run into the forest where he met the legendary pink whale of pussy-ness.